Girls reenacting boy selfies II
this is the best message ive gotten all day
reblog for easter
my nigga was ready to scrap lol
i feel u except i haven’t kissed a boy in like eternity ha *infinite whining*
like now that i think about it its only been 2 days I am slowly dying because im so thirsty
so I was throwing knives yesterday and my mom was like “can you hit that post?” And I was like “hell no” but then I
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Alison “I’m not in control of the muse” Hendrix.
aw thank you so much <3
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
I’m not wearing pants
because that one person wanted beanie selfies