if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead
PLEASE FUCKING WATCH THIS
I can’t stop laughing at this panel what’s wrong with me
Mara Dyer Meme: Four Characters (4/4)
- Mara Dyer
yeah your baby is cute but how much can it benchpress
One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences.
if you didn’t read the book, it sounds like he’s talking about blazing one
i didn’t read the book and can confirm that it sounds like he’s talking about blazing one
Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation
have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
that second comment
one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically