dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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transshinjiikari:

gurodroid:

transshinjiikari:

girls are made of sunshine people who dont fit into the gender binary are made of stardust

but what are boys made out of

dirt

seven-lilies:

95 degrees? don’t care. september. sweaters. boots.

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

guard-me-gamora said: "do you ever feel super gay because I feel that way 24/7"

Only when I’m making out with girls wearing plaid or driving my Subaru which I’ve all done in the past 48 hours so yeah I’m p gay

Yup school is still shitty jus making sure ok bye

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

Anonymous said: "what do u think about nicki skinny shaming in anaconda?"

prayistrash:

I think skinny ppl can turn off her song and open literally any magazine, watch any other video or movie and tv show and see their body types idealized and praised

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

tagged → #FUCK no

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

anthxny:

#classact

queenrhaenyra:

→ She is the salt of the earth