• tumblr: omg look at this sex god
  • me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip

stevenatasha:

There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business, Rogers.

I really want this one tattoo but im 16 and im sad

  • Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
  • Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

Anonymous said: "Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

yay thank you!

tagged → #Anonymous #answered
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

zumainthyfuture:

image

LMAO this nigga 50 smh

Anonymous said: "how did your interview go?"

I got the job!

tagged → #Anonymous #answered
tagged → #SAME

transshinjiikari:

gurodroid:

transshinjiikari:

girls are made of sunshine people who dont fit into the gender binary are made of stardust

but what are boys made out of

dirt