if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
I kinda miss you but I kinda hate you but I kinda want to hear your voice but I kinda wanna cry
"I have a few last-minute points to award."
Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”
This is what the internet is for.
laugh or show any emotion while sick once and parents will think you’re well enough to go to school
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
Things like this make you wish you never started watching this fucking show in the first place
WAILS IN AGONY
honestly im so done with this bullshit likewhat the FUCK DO YOU MEAN 2016
"So how do wolves signal their location to the rest of the pack?"
reblog and follow me (i’ll follow you back soon) if you post:
- the hobbit
- durincest/thilbo/kiliel and other ships
- the silmarillion
- others tolkien’s books
- dean o’gorman/ richard armitage/ aidan turner
(likes will be ignored)
Lie. Get shot. Light yourself on fire. Why are you canceling your plans?
ppl ur age that look way hotter than u